I hate when people don't break down boxes prior to throwing them out. I also hate when people don't recycle. I'm turning into a big ol' tree hugger as I get older.

Do these collection departments think that by calling me on the hour every hour, that they will make money magically appear in my account to pay them? I'm a month late. My $100 payment isn't going to close down your company.

I saw it on Comedy Central. I waited for the joke for so long. I kinda feel badly now.

I started this journal so I can anonymously post honest stuff about my life that I would not normally share if I said who I was for fear that people I know would find out. So, going forward the names & some identifying detail will be changed, but the jist of everything will be very much true.